Deflowered

Pansy Division Deflowered Lyrics
1.Reciprocate

When i have you on my mind
I'm always lying on my back
But when we get together
I'm unhappy in the sack
Cause all my desires
And wild anticipation
Seems to wilt away
In continual frustration
Cause if you want to be serviced with a smile
You gotta reciprocate
More than every once in a while
Cause all work and no joy
Means i'll be looking for another boy
All work and no joy
Means i'll be going down on a different boy
Reciprocate, reciprocate
Unless you'd rather go home and masturbate
Reciprocate, reciprocate
At the dinner table
You were vegetarian
But you smiled and said that you became
A carnivore in bed
But the evidence i've seen
Does nothing to support that claim
All the effort's so one-sided
And that's totally lame
Cause if you want to be serviced with a smile
You gotta reciprocate
More than every once in a while
Cause all work and no joy
Means i'll be looking for another boy
All work and no joy
Means i'll be chowing down on a different boy
Reciprocate, reciprocate
Unless you'd rather go home and masturbate
Reciprocate, reciprocate


2.Groovy Underwear

Tight briefs on your sexy butt
White fabric surrounding your nuts
Bike shorts put it on display
You're wearing it to the left today
Sweat pants clinging to your crevice
Boxer shorts for easy access
I'm digging your
Groovy underwear, groovy underwear, ooh, ooh
Groovy underwear, groovy underwear, ooh, ooh
It's so groovy
Jockstrap showing off your cheeks
Movin' in for a closer peek
Running shorts, thin as paper
Barely dressed, nearly naked
Pulled down around your ankles
I'll make you spill out like an oil tanker
All because of your groovy underwear
Stretched tight, so hot
I've come, i've shot
My turn now to get you off
What a collection of skivvies i've got
Skimpy little g-string
Hardly a stitch covering that thing
Tucked into that little pouch
Straining hard to get out
Barely hold you once you get throbbing
Let my hands go fishing around in
Look what i found in your groovy underwear
You sure know how to please
Let me give those buns a squeeze
What fine cakes, what fine batter
Any second now i'm gonna splatter
All over your groovy underwear


3.Anonymous

Crowded night, rock and roll bar
The band is playing loud with roaring guitars
The crowd is dancing madly, slamming in the pit
I'm rubbing shoulders with a guy
I'd love to rub more with
I'm dancing gleefully at the edge of the fray
Here he comes again, in a ricochet my way
Bodies packed together in a tight fit
He swings his around and i'm grabbing it
Going one on one
Guys won't accept your touch
But they will gradly take it
When it's anonymous
He lingers long enough to feel my hand on his ass
I grabbed his dick a couple times as he bounced
Past
He keeps returning to the spot where i stand
I'm sure by now he knows that's another guy's
Hand
Then he bumped into me and yanked my crotch
Real hard
As he danced away, i was so turned on
I tried to flirt with him before he left the club
He just looked blank at me, he didn't want to
Know
A guy had made him hot, but he would not admit
Face to face that he was getting off on it
To cop a feel, a sneaky kind of joy
A moment of connection with another boy


4.Fluffy City

Feel like i landed on another planet
Of clones with gym tits as hard as granite
Body fascists rule this land
Where can i find a flat-chested man?
Feel out place and so alone
Amidst the hairspray and cologne
Attitude cuts you like a knife
Ken dolls on steroids come to life
In the fluffy city
The santa monica boulevard scene
Poodle hair and sausage jeans
The 'international male' store
The mannequins and customers are interchangeable
Makes me want to get a revolver*
The whole place puts me in a rage*
In a town full of out of work actors
The whole world truly is a stage
In the fluffy city
Met a guy, what a joke
He touched his hair and it broke
Conversation was a strain
He crossed his legs and crushed his brain
Teal tank tops everywhere
Cigarette smoke choking the air
Underneath they might be deep
But i have met so many creeps
In the fluffy city
(* two appalling clubs in west hollywood)


5.James Bondage

James bondage is a man i know
I picked him up pumping gas up on castro
I knew he was the one for me
Grey temples and a little paunch
Looks like he jumped out of the pages of honcho
I knew he had his eyes on me
Back to his bedroom
For a little role play
You know by now
I know that it won't be a dull day
Chorus1:james bondage, james bondage
He's get me tied up and held as a hostage
Gonna nibble, gonna bite
Gonna turn out the light, james bondage
James bondage with the handcuffs tight
I swear to god i'm gonna get it tonight
Oh i know that he's got plans for me
On the kitchen table, on the bed
Strapped to a four-poster giving him head
Oh yeah! this is the life for me
Down to his dungeon
For a little session
With his whip in hand
He's gonna teach me a lesson
Chorus2: james bondage, james bondage
He's got me tied up and held as a hostage
Gonna lick, gonna suck
Gonna tell me to... james bondage
007 inches
A goldfinger up my ass
I wonder how much longer
Is he gonna last
(repeat chorus2)
Gonna lick, gonna suck
Gonna tell me to fuck, james bondage
Yes sir!


6.Negative Queen

He thinks he's oscar wilde, but he's paul lynde
Can't say anything good about anything
He flips his cigarette with disdain
You've failed to live up to his standards again
He's a negative queen, he's a negative queen
He reads all the latest magazines
He's quick to fallow, but thinks he's in the lead
He was there and you weren't
You're out of it, you're not current
He's a negative queen, he's a negative queen
He drips disdain, he's lacking tact
He's popular in a scene
Where being nice is a radical act
Everything's got to be just so
If it's not, he'll let you know
Don't put up posters on castro street
He'll rip them down so he shop in peace
He's a negative queen, he's a negative queen
He struts into a bar with swagger
Stumbles out later with a stagger
Spent half his life in a bar
Now he looks so haggard
No sympathy for a braggart
Everything's got to be just so
If it's not, he'll let you know
Darling, you simply haven't lived
Unless you've lived like him
He's a negative queen, he's a negative queen


7.Denny

Denny picked me up, denny did me
He's got a tattoo of his dick on his belly
It was double vision disorienting
Denny's kind of a dorky fella
Denny's dramatic, denny's dark
He ain't nothing like the restaurant
He's got hiv+ tattooed in black
In 6 inch letters on his back
He said, 'i want them to see
What they've done to me'
Denny
Denny's reading the decameron
About a plague that came before
'cause denny's dying and denny don't like it
And denny don't dance no more
He's kinda new age, but denny's not too smart
Trying to love himself,
But doesn't really know how
He's got a heart tattoo with his own name in it
Trouble is, denny doesn't really get it
Self-esteem is just a dream for denny
Denny could be very funny
Says he wanted my asshole tattooed on his chin
But denny's very demanding
' cause denny ain't got long to live
Denny did porno photos and films
Until his tattoos ruined his career
He stares at the video, feeling dejected
Helplessly watching himself get infected
Denny's got pneummocystis
And a new tattoo as well
Denny got a skull and crossbones
Smack in the middle of his forehead
Says, 'i want them to see
What they've done to me'
Denny


8.Rachbottomoff

He's a virgin from behind
He's not as curious as me
He never even stuck a finger up his butt
Just to see how it would feel
But now he's trying
To broaden his horizons
Once you get to know the feeling
You get so hot you could spray the ceiling
He's into classical music and classical tastes
He's got a classical butt and a classical waist
If ancient composers get him off
Then just call me rachbottomoff
Rock, rock, rock, rachbottomoff
I wanna rock, rock, rock his bottom off
Rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock
Rachbottomoff
He was having second thoughts
He was scared that it would hurt
So he practiced with a dildo
To see how that would work
At first he was unsure
And then the breakthrough occurred
He felt freed and empowered
Now he's ready to be deflowered


9.Beercan Boy

Size don't matter
Well that's usually true
More important
Is who it's attached to
But to find a larger tool
Can sometimes be so thrilling
It goes down smooth
Definitely more filling
It's fat and wide
I can barely get my hand around it
Thick as a can of beer
Waiting for my lips to surround it
When i was young they'd complain
That i had a big mouth
But now it comes in handy
When my beercan boy gets randy
Beercan boy, my beercan boy
Beercan boy, my beercan boy
I want to get him off
And feel his silky jizz
I want to pop his top
And see him spurt and fizz
Look at the head on that brew!
I'll go down on it and nuzzle it
But no swallowing allowed
Even though i'd to guzzle it
I'm afraid we'll get into a quarrel
Cause with one that big
It's tough to do anything more
Than oral


10.Kissed

If you want to get it on
If you want to turn me on
Well it's like this
First thing i need is a kiss
And if you want me to come on strong
If you want to get me long
Well you're gonna miss
Unless you're ready with a kiss
Give me kiss after kiss
One after another
Don't kiss me like you're kissing your mother
Taste my tongue, do it with passion
To get to the point where we feel cum splashin'
You want below the belt
Honey we'll get there yet
To reach that state of bliss
Start it with a kiss kiss kiss
And if it's practice you need
You can practice all over me
Man, you got such luscious lips
Give them the pleasure of a kiss
Disinterested kisses won't get my attention
Like kissing someone with a throat infection
When you kiss with enthusiasm
You're well on your way to an intense orgasm
If you want to get it on
If you want to turn me on
Well it's like this
The first thing i need is a kiss


11.A Song Of Remembrance For Old Boyfriends

this is a song of remembrance
For our old boyfriends
But who now live with someone else
Well they're part of our lives
But now they've gone
But we still see them when the world seems beautiful

We men, we may find other guys
But this song is written for the ones
Who were never meant for us
But we wish them well
And we hope they find
Their true lovers on earth this time

Well one for your sweetheart from the third grade
Well he held your hand
But he moved away
And one for the boy who used to smile in the street
But then flew away
Into the mystery

We men, we may find other guys
But this song is for the ones
Who were just never meant for us
But we wish them well
And we hope they find
Their true soulmates on earth this time

We men, we may find other guys
But this song is written for the ones
Who were just never meant for us
Oh but we wish them well
And we hope they find
Their true lovers on earth this time

This is the song of rememberance
For our old boyfriends
But who now live with someone else
Well they're part of our lives
But now they've gone
But we still see them when the world
Seems beatiful


12.Deep Water

So sad now
No way out
The bottom of despair
Hormones raging
Going crazy
It there another boy who cares?
Deep water
Pulling me down
Deep water
Afraid i'll drown
I hear the gays go
To san francisco
That's so far away from here
School's a jail
At home i've failed
A life of pain and fear
Two more years now
Before i get out
That's a lifetime to wait
Try to hold on
Put my thick skin on
'til i make my escape


13.Not Enough Of You To Go Around

Well i have to kick back and laugh
Recalling stories about you
All your old friends still in town
Say nothing but good things about you
They all want you, just like i do
They're found what i've found
There's not enough of you to go around
When your phone number came my way
It was the last thing i expected
But i had to crack a smile
When i found it disconnected
The months pass without contact
Used to it by now, cause
There's not enough of you to go around
Time's become long now
I wonder if you're forgetting
The new friends that you've found
Are sure to learn that lesson
They all love you, like i love you
You're sweetest boy i've found
But there's not enough of you to go around
There's not enough of you to go around
There's not enough of you to go around


14.New Pleasures

My best friend
Tired of hearing me moan
Said you gotta learn
To have more fun on your own
A long string of guys
They just come and go
Time for self-reliance
Exploring on my own
Chorus 1: i need new ideas, brand new toys
So i won't have depend on other boys
It's a new day, it's a new dawn
With new pleasures to turn me on
To the video counter
To satisfy this need
'laguna cum shots'
It what i took home with me
18-year-old boys
In million dollar homes?!
Yeah, it got me off
But left me unmoved
Chorus 2: i need new ideas, brand new toys
For when i'm not with other boys
It's a new day, it's a new dawn
With new pleasures to turn me on
Buying a dildo
So hard to decide
Extra long, extra thick, extra wide?
I'd rather have a partner
To get my thrills
But with or without
I've got needs to fill


15.Homosapien